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A Conspiracy of Dragons


Date:  December 15, 1998
Places:  Telgar Weyr Skyspace, Ista Beach
Game:  PernMUSH
Copyright Info:  The World of Pern is copyright(c) to Anne McCaffrey 
l967. The Dragonriders of Pern(r) is a registered copyright.

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Kassi's Note:  To what lengths would a bronze dragon go to procure a 
green ledgemate of his very own?  And how much will the matchmaking
attempts of Falsanath, Lysseth, and Bhalth horrify their hapless riders?
All these questions, and more, will be answered in this log, which 
begins en midst a conversation between the Three Musketeers of insane
dragondom. :)

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The Log:

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath's rumble is prompt. 
<< Lysseth, you should come visit. There is plenty of sun here. >> Never 
mind that the sun has gone down ICly. It's a virtual sun. We can 
pretend.

Dragon> Bhalth bespoke Lysseth and Falsanath with << It is better now that 
it is summer...sun-wise. >>

Lysseth> Bhalth and Falsanath sense that Lysseth seems rather to like that 
idea. << I think I could coax my rider. But wouldn't your rider mind, if 
he is hiding from my rider? Bhalth, perhaps you should come too. You could 
demonstrate licking to Falsanath. >>

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath rumbleshrugs. << We will 
not tell my rider until it is too late for him to hide. And I would like 
to see the slurping, Bhalth. You could slurp Lysseth's rider again? Then I 
could slurp her, to make sure I'm doing it properly. >>

Dragon> Bhalth bespoke Lysseth and Falsanath with << If I lick Lysseth's 
rider again, my rider has promised that Lysseth's rider will use something 
called an Emasculator. I will not do it again. >>

Lysseth> Bhalth and Falsanath sense that Lysseth rumblesnickers. << That 
would amuse me. >> It might dismay her *rider*, but hey, it wouldn't hurt 
her... so she's not going to complain. << An Emasculator? My rider's 
Emasculator is not big enough to use on dragons. Don't worry. >>

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath rumbles thoughtfully. 
<< My rider has one of those on his wall. It is very small, though, not 
nearly enough to do anything for a dragon. >> Unless, say, Bhalth inhaled 
it, but, since it's just a painting...

Dragon> Bhalth bespoke Lysseth and Falsanath with << I do not think it is 
me he means she will use it on. >>

Lysseth> Bhalth and Falsanath sense that Lysseth rumblehrms. << I don't 
know whether she would Emasculate your rider for something you did or not. 
It's so hard to tell, with her. >>

<*> Lysseth spreads her wings to their full extent, bringing them down 
with a rush of wind as she leaps nimbly into the air.

You spring from Lysseth's ledge with one downsweep of your wings, soaring 
into the sky above the Northern Bowl.

<*> Bhalth leaps from Kaath and Bhalth's Ledge and flies into the air.

<*> Bhalth warbles a greeting to Lysseth. We keep meeting like this. It 
must be fate.

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath seems disinclined to 
speculate on whether or not Kassi will take revenge on Bhalth. A flicker 
of thought suggests, though, that it seems to him that it may be Kassi's 
style.

Dragon> Bhalth bespoke Lysseth and Falsanath with << I do not think I wish 
to risk it. See, Kaath's rider would get mad, and then Kaath would be 
mad... And I like my green-warmed ledge. >>

<*> Lysseth rumbles back to Bhalth. Your destiny lies with me? She then 
circles a brief moment, before spiralling upwards.

The rim of the bowl falls away from you and you soar into the open skies.

<*> Bhalth flies up from the northern half of the bowl.

<*> Lysseth disappears into Between.

Between
You gasp as the icy black nothingness of Between surrounds you! You hear 
nothing, see nothing, and feel nothing. The trip takes five heartbeats...
Black...
Blacker...
Blackest!

You suddenly emerge...

<*> Lysseth emerges from Between with a blast of cold air!

<*> Bhalth emerges from Between with a blast of cold air!

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath's warble holds a touch of 
jealousy. He does like Gaudiorth, but, well, Gaudiorth's blue. Falsanath 
doesn't like him like that. (Not that there's anything -wrong- with that! 
Anne would just have a coronary, that's all.)

Lysseth> Bhalth and Falsanath sense that Lysseth simply snorts at Bhalth. 
Yeah, you're one to talk, you who have a ledgemate at all. She doesn't. 
Oh, sure, Sharath visits, and he's warm and everything, but it's just not 
the same. Poor widdle gween.

The wind is brisk and feels good under your wings, supporting your wings 
firmly as you glide lower into the bowl.

Dragon> Lysseth and Falsanath sense that Bhalth has a solution, << Why 
don't you two share a ledge? >>

<*> Bhalth circles silently down from the sky, and his huge wings hold 
steady as he rides the air currents below the rim of the bowl.

You fly west, meeting the headwinds and flying to the corrals.

<*> Bhalth soars out of the bowl proper, and out over the corrals.

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath rumbles brightly, clearly 
in favor of that suggestion. << Gaudiorth wouldn't mind. >>

You fly to the widest part of the beach and land.

<*> Bhalth backwings to a landing in a spray of sand.

Lysseth> Bhalth and Falsanath sense that Lysseth rumblehrms, sounding 
interested herself. << But our riders might be harder to convince, no? >>

<*> Bhalth warbles an amiable greeting, landing neatly on the sand.

<*> Falsanath rumbles a delighted greeting to the pair. G'har, on the 
other hand, muffles a yelp of surprise. "Uh," he says, clambering to his 
feet in a flurry of sand, "Ista's duty to Telgar and her queens." Wow, his 
voice cracked. Hasn't done that in -Turns-.

<*> Lysseth bugles a bright, enthusiastic greeting, wingbeats sending 
black sand skittering all about. "Lysseth, behave," her rider warns from 
her place on high; with a long-suffering sigh, the dragon concedes. 
"Duties to Ista and her queens, G'har, person I don't know!" Kassi then 
calls down, also cheerful. "We were in the neighborhood and thought we'd 
stop by...." Yeah. Right.

You slide off of Lysseth's neck to land beside her easily. She rumbles, 
cocking her head down at you, and you rub her eyeridges gratefully.

R'ehn hops down Bhalth's side to the ground, using his foreleg as a step.
R'ehn slides down Bhalth's side, landing neatly on his feet. He proffers a 
salute and an echoes, "Telgar's duties." He doesn't look suprised that 
G'har looks terrified, he knows that reaction to Kassima all to well. "Uh, 
I'm her pawn. I had to come." He waves a greeting to Grissa.

Grissa smiles and nods to the riders, tossing a questioning glance at 
G'gar.

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath rumbles a thoughtful 
consideration. << I will just tell *G'har*. If he doesn't have a chance to 
object... >>

G'har shakes the sand from his clothing, taking his time about doing that. 
"Uhh. Kassi, R'ehn, hiya. This is Grissa. Y'all swiped her sister Bronwynn 
the other day. In the neighborhood, huh? Well, it's nice to--what?" That's 
a yelp of utter surprise, and G'har turns a startled look on his lifemate.

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath warbles softly, 
disappointed. << I think that counts as an argument. >>

Kassima beams at R'ehn, seeming pleased by this declaration for some 
reason. "I always knew there was a reason I liked you. Name's Kassima, by 
the by," she introduces herself to the unfamiliar young woman. "This green 
thing behind me is Lysseth. Don't try licking her. She's had enough trauma 
for one day. Aye--see, Lysseth said we really needed t'come down here for 
sun and such, and... oh, Bronwynn. I've met her, but only briefly. What, 
what?" She, apparently, isn't privy to the dragon conversation.

R'ehn attempts not to notice the other man's discomfort, "Nice to meetcha' 
Grissa. I pawned someone off on your sister earlier." He blinks, "Licking 
Lysseth would be bad."

Lysseth> Bhalth and Falsanath sense that Lysseth awwwwwws again, 
disappointed too. << He said no? Why would he say no? >> Keep in mind that 
she can't help but be mostly blind to her rider's faults before you start 
laughing hysterically, please.

G'har shakes his head to Kassi, looking just a bit green beneath his tan. 
"Nothing," he says quickly. "Nothing important. Really. So. In the 
neighborhood, huh? Yeah. I find myself passing by Telgar all the time. 
It's quite a lot colder there, though, I've noticed. I should really visit 
Tria more often, she tells me so all the time." Yes, when G'har's nervous, 
he talks.

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath's rumble is disgruntled. 
<< Something about Gaudiorth's rider. -I- don't think she'd mind. >> Nah, 
she's just G'har's weyrmate.

Grissa chuckles as she's bombarded by R'ehn and Kassima, "Pawned someone 
off on Brynn?" She asks, somewhat confused.

Falsanath sidles closer to Lysseth--not to lick her, of course, but to 
rumble various grumbly-sounding greetings.

Kassima gives G'har a quizzical look. "G'har, you seem oddly nauseated by 
something... are you all right? Don't tell me *you're* spawning, now." 
Hey, it could happen. "Lyss said that Fal said we should drop by, 
actually. You really aren't all right, are you?" Very astute, this 
woman.

Lysseth grumbles right back, seeming about as put out as a dragon can. One 
who knows draconic expression might even say that she's pouting. Awww.

R'ehn looks a bit confused, "In the neighborhood Kassi? I thought we came 
here so you could torme..." Hey look! A clue! R'ehn shuts up. He nods to 
Grissa, "Reese, from Fort. They seemed to know each other."

Lysseth> Bhalth and Falsanath sense that Lysseth offers, in innocent 
evilness, << But aren't males supposed to have many mates? Why not their 
riders? That is what Leerth always says. >> He would.

G'har shoots a hard look after Falsanath, but his gaze snaps right back 
towards Kassi at the mention of his spawning. "No way," he blurts. Such a 
model of poise. "Uh. R'ehn. Speaking of spawning, how's your weyrmate?" 
Not the most graceful of segues, but G'har's expression appeals to his 
fellow male for help.

Bhalth's tail twitches in the sand. He shakes his head sadly at G'har, the 
bronzerider really ought to have more of a care for his dragon's feelings. 
Yeah.

R'ehn blinks a few times and then sighs quietly, "She is not swimming 
upstream to lay eggs, she is having a baby. She's fine thanks, getting 
um...close to time and allish."

Kassima echoes her dragon's disappointed look for a moment, albeit not 
anywhere near for the same reason. "Khari would be so disappointed. She 
still thinks you and Lirra need t'spawn, y'know, but I'm sure she'll get 
over it eventually."

Falsanath rumbles a doleful agreement with Bhalth, whippy tail snaking out 
to wrap itself around one of G'har's ankles. The bronzerider is not, 
however, stupid--or, rather, he's not that stupid--and disentangles 
himself, so Falsanath can't trip him. "Congratulations in advance, then," 
G'har says to R'ehn, actually managing to avoid looking too foolish--a 
miracle, in Kassi's presence. Pursing his lips at Kassi's statement, he 
shakes his head. "Much as I like Khari, I wouldn't do that to Lirra. I 
mean, she's pretty and all, and I wouldn't -mind-... er. Well. It's not 
going to happen. Khari'll have to cope."

R'ehn looks far too amused for the situation, considering it's -his- 
weyrmate their suggesting G'har bonk. "Khari'll survive. She's a neat 
kid." He pauses, "Although considering the fact that Lirra'n I shouldn't 
really have any other kids, you never know she might not object to the 
idea..."

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath's rumble is rather 
perplexed. << He can think about Kaath's rider like that, but not your 
rider, Lysseth? And now he's thinking about eating his foot. Riders really 
can be -odd-. He needs his foot. >>

G'har stares at R'ehn for a moment, then inquires, half-joking, "Hey, can 
she talk to Tamina, then?" He shakes his head, then, inquiring, "You, uh, 
shouldn't have more kids?"

Dragon> Bhalth bespoke Lysseth and Falsanath with << Kaath's rider does 
not have an emasculator. >>

Lysseth gives G'har a soulful look. Awwwwww. How can anyone resist the 
draconic equivalent of puppy-dog eyes? Throwing her dragon a confused 
look, Kassi notes, "I don't think Khari will really get *insistant*. 
Especially once she sees what a pain babies really are, from a youngling's 
perspective. Poor kid. She's probably doomed t'be a matchmaker or 
something."

R'ehn tilts his head questioningly, "Talk to Tamina?" He nods, "S'a'long 
story, not terribly interesting."

Lysseth> Bhalth and Falsanath sense that Lysseth asks, mildly affronted, 
<< Just why is it that everyone but Sharath's rider thinks my rider would 
be such a bad mate? I don't get it. >> The whole idea of males not wanting 
to be tortured is eluding her, see. Aren't men *supposed* to be 
masochists?

G'har supplies, for R'ehn, "My weyrmate. Lirra sounds pretty... openminded 
is all." And, boy, would he be in trouble if anybody related this 
conversation to Tamina. He lets the other subject drop, though not without 
looking a bit puzzled, and very carefully ignores Lysseth.

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath warbles mournfully. << I 
don't know, Lysseth. I think your rider would make a wonderful mate. >> 
No, he's not attempting to butter up the green at all, why?

R'ehn shakes his head lightly, "She'd prolly object at this point. But she 
wants a family..." He shrugs with an amiable grin. "It'll work out."

Kassima asks, with some concern, "Naught's wrong with Lirra, is there? I 
thought her spawning was going well?" To G'har, she remarks, "Didn't Khari 
already ask Tamina about it? I forget what she said, though."

R'ehn proffers by way of explanation, "They're figuring the baby's likely 
to come early. The uh, size difference." Lirra being an itty bitty lady 
and R'ehn being a towering fluffhead and all.

G'har starts to mumble something about forgetting the conversation to 
Kassi, but, distracted by R'ehn's explanation, nods agreeably. "Yeah, one 
of my sisters has that problem. But they're fostering some nieces and 
nephews, instead." He rolls his eyes. "My oldest sister has too many kids, 
I swear. Even tried to give -me- one."

Kassima grimaces at that, comprehension dawning. "Ooh. Ouch. Remind me 
t'be glad I'm nay short. Most of m'women-kin seem tall, which is probably 
why they've spawn out the wazoo."

Grissa rises from her seat in the sand, "If you'll excuse me I need to get 
back. It was very nice meeting both of you." She flashes a warm smile to 
the foreign riders and their beasts, saving an encouraging nod for G'har, 
she turns to leave.

Grissa walks up the long winding path to the top of the plateau.

R'ehn waves to the departing Grissa, "Quiet lady, neh?"

Lysseth> Bhalth and Falsanath sense that Lysseth suggests, << Your rider 
needs spawn, Falsanath. That's why he needs many mates. Have you tried 
putting it to him that way? >>

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath rumbles thoughtfully. 
<< He doesn't seem to -want- spawn. But I'll try. >>

G'har offers Kassi a quick grin, then nods to R'ehn. "Yeah, kind of like 
her--she said -what-?" The look that he gives Lysseth is decidedly 
horrified. "I do -not-. Kassi, tell her!"

Kassima blinks the blink of the terminally bewildered. "What? Tell her 
what?" When ignorance is bliss, it's folly to ask that question.

R'ehn is starting to get confused, "Who is he supposed to be spawning with 
-now-?" This addressed to Bhalth.

G'har stresses each word, a la Kirk, live, Ista's beach. "I. Am. Not. 
Spawning. With. Anyone." He looks between the dragons. "Okay?"

Bhalth looks distinctly dissapointed and offers Falsanath a sympathetic 
croon.

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath's rumble is a bit 
disappointed. << This isn't working at -all-. >>

Lysseth rumbles with distinct disappointment. "She says that's your 
problem," Kassi reports, befuddled. "I'm just *nay* going t'ask, all 
right? Whenever the dragons get in conversations about spawning, I've 
learned 'tis better nay to ask."

R'ehn can't help but snicker, regarding the trio of dragons all but 
pouting, "Aww, now sir.... look what you did..."

Lysseth> Bhalth and Falsanath sense that Lysseth admits ruefully, << I 
don't have much practice in convincing humans to mate. >> Except when she 
flies, of course. << Bhalth, your rider has a mate... do you have any 
ideas? >>

G'har winces at the use of the dreaded s-word, rounding on R'ehn. "Bad 
enough I get sir'd from the weyrlings. Give me a break, R'ehn, please?" He 
pointedly doesn't look at the dragons, mainly because his own -is- 
pouting, and a pouting bronze is not a pleasant sight. It's a lot of 
pouting.

Dragon> Bhalth bespoke Lysseth and Falsanath with << Mates are nice. But 
doesn't your rider have a mate, Falsanath? >>

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath rumbles a reluctant 
agreement. << But Gaudiorth is -blue-. >>

R'ehn looks decidedly terror stricken at the being rounded upon. At least 
G'har doesn't kick though. "Uh...yeah, sorry."

Lysseth> Bhalth and Falsanath sense that Lysseth adds, << Besides, one 
mate is not enough. Leerth says so. >> No surprise, what with his being 
lifemated to L'cher and all. << Maybe your rider needs another mate too, 
Bhalth? Maybe your rider and Falsanath's rider should exchange mates for 
awhile? >>

Dragon> Bhalth bespoke Lysseth and Falsanath with << Blue is the superior 
color. >> Okay, that was required, << But maybe you could find a green for 
your ledge. Your riders don't have to be mates. >> There's a pause, 
<< Exchange? But I -like- Kaath on my ledge. >>

G'har, blinking at the fact that he just struck terror into a markedly 
larger man, blinks a few times. "S'okay," he says, gaze flickering briefly 
out of focus. "Just don't do it again... no, Fal. One's enough, I swear."

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath rumbles slyly. << You 
should share, Bhalth. Sharing is good. Kaath would like Ista. >>

Kassima peers at her dragon, and then... voila. Horror dawns. "Lysseth," 
she complains, awkwardly managing to bend enough to scoop up a handful of 
sand and fling it at the green's shoulder, "Weyrmates aren't exchangeable! 
Doofus! Mayhaps you're right, R'ehn. Mayhaps she *has* been into the 
'special herbs'. It'd explain a lot."

R'ehn is easily terrified. He's been traumatized so terribly after all. 
He's Telgari, he knows fear. "It really would... Unapproved vegetation is 
dangerous."

Gaudiorth backwings to a landing in a spray of sand.

Tamina climbs down from Gaudiorth's neck after the blue dragon extends a 
foreleg.

G'har gives Kassi a decidedly startled look. "Uh, unauthorized herbs?" Oh, 
no, his day just got better. "Mina," he calls, expression wavering between 
relief and some of R'ehn's terror.

Bhalth warbles a greeting to the other blue. Oh good. Now blues, the 
superior color, are also superior in numbers.

Kassima is still flinging convenient handfuls of sand at her lifemate, 
chanting, "Doofus, doofus, doofus. Now I *know* I don't want t'know what 
'twere pouting about before." With a roll of her eyes, she explains to 
G'har, "Y'know... recreational pharmaceudicals... that sort of thing. 
G'deve, Tamina! Fear the dragons. Fear them greatly."

R'ehn offers Tamina a salute and proffers, "Evening, ma'am. We were just 
discussing rampant spawning."

Kassima adds, "And fear R'ehn, too."

G'har adds quickly, "And no matter what Fal says, it wasn't -my- idea to 
switch weyrmates."

Dragon> Lysseth, Bhalth, and Gaudiorth sense that Falsanath's rumble is 
just a bit put out. << Just because I want a green for my ledge... >>

Tamina tugs her tunic straight as she jumps down, her smile surprised as 
she takes in Kassima and R'ehn, "Good evening Kassima." She glances at 
G'har, voice rising in startlement, "What?"

Kassima adds yet again, "And absolutely naught Lyss may say could or 
should be held against me!"

R'ehn is all innocence. But then he's always all innocence. He's not the 
dangerous one in -this- pair of Telgari. "Don't fear me. Fear them." He 
gestures to the dragons, "THey want people to bonk all the wrong 
people."

Kassima buries her head in her hands and sinks to the ground, moaning, "I 
didn't ever imagine I'd be coming to Ista to wind up discussing this, I 
swear...."

Dragon> Bhalth bespoke Lysseth, Bhalth, and Gaudiorth with << Having ones 
own green for the ledge is nice. A nice homey touch. >>

Lysseth> Bhalth, Gaudiorth, and Falsanath sense that Lysseth thinks to 
wonder, perplexed now, << Do I have a green for my ledge? I don't think I 
want one, if I don't count. >>

R'ehn is terribly curious, "Then why did we come to Ista? I thought it was 
so you could torment G...aa random people?"

G'har's expression suggests that he realizes, belatedly, that maybe he 
shouldn't have expressed that particular thought to Tamina. "Uh. Nothing," 
he says quickly. "Really. How're you? Gaudiorth's looking well. And now 
you don't have to go tell Kassi that I'm hiding from her. See? She's right 
here, I'm not hiding at all." Oh, it just gets worse and worse.

G'har, belatedly catching R'ehn's statement, gives the bluerider a sharp 
look, then peers at Kassi. "Maybe I -should- hide," he mutters.

Kassima makes a threatening throat-slashing-with-finger gesture at R'ehn, 
then turns oh-so-innocent eyes on G'har. "Hiding? From *me*? Why, G'har, 
whatever would make you do such a thing? Surely nay that 'twere afraid I'd 
discover you and Mart have been conspiring...."

Dragon> Falsanath bespoke Lysseth, Bhalth, and Gaudiorth with << Lysseth, 
you could be a green for -my- ledge. I think that would work, since Bhalth 
doesn't seem to want me to borrow Kaath. >>

Great, rounded on, sharp looks... R'ehn's just the pawn here! He's like 
V'dan, except more prone to roll-shredding. "Hiding from Kassi is 
smart."

G'har, with a sputter of protest, shakes his head. "No! No plotting!" My, 
he looks nervous. "Kassi, I told M'rgan I didn't -want- to plot, as I knew 
you'd get back at me. Not my fault!" He casts an look of appeal to Tamina, 
as if hoping she'll back him up.

R'ehn sighs softly. Ah, so that's the bronzerider's sin. Plotting with a 
brownrider. Ooh, you're doomed boyo. "Plotting with M'rgan is bad. 
Greenriders are always right."

G'har protests, "But I -didn't- plot with him!"

Tamina glances around at the gathered dragons, her expression falling on 
the confused side as she joins the Telgar riders and G'har giving the 
latter a dubious look, "Gaudiorth is well, thanks." She shrugs as if to 
say he's on his own then glances at R'ehn, "I'm Tamina by the way."

Lysseth> Bhalth, Gaudiorth, and Falsanath sense that Lysseth rumblehrms. 
<< That would work, yes, but wouldn't that entail leaving my rider alone 
at Telgar a lot? That would be a bad thing. She can't take care of herself 
worth anything. >> Only Lysseth would think this of Kassima.

R'ehn goes from amiable confusion to amiable politeness, "Nice to 
meetcha', ma'am. I'm R'ehn, blue Bha..." He pauses, "Bhalth's rider. The 
blue one with the polka-spots." He pauses, "Bhalth's got the spots, not 
me."

Kassima seems more than willing to take advantage of her odd ability to 
inspire fear in G'har. She gets back to her feet, drawing herself up to 
look as imposing as she can. Okay, so it's hard for a nearly four-months-
pregnant woman to look very imposing, but she gives it her best shot 
nonetheless. "The only way I can let you live despite this great crime is 
if'n you tell me what M'rgan is plotting," she intones, doomingly.

G'har rakes a hand through his hair, muttering something under his breath 
about M'rgan. "Kassi," he says, "I swear. We didn't plot -anything-. That 
green... whatsername... the weyrlingmaster's green... she swiped Bronwynn, 
and he got distracted. -I- didn't want to have anything to do with 
plotting." G'har the virtuous, that's he.

Tamina keeps an eye on Kassima and G'har as she chats with R'ehn, "Call me 
Tamina please and Ista's duties to Telgar. You're not one of my weyrlings 
after all." She gestures toward the other two, "So, what did I walk into 
here?"

"Tierth," Kassi supplies, still looking doomful. "You'd best be telling it 
true, bronzerider. Otherwise...." She makes motions with her hands that 
might just suggest the use of an Emasculator. "Clearly, the brownie will 
have t'be punished for this attempt t'cause havoc t'be wreaked on my 
person."

R'ehn looks excessively cheerful now, "We're going to do evil things to 
M'rgan?"

G'har casts a look towards Tamina that must surely intend to convey 
innocence, except for that startled yelp that Kassi's words elicit. "But 
Kassi... if you do that, then M'rgan will be annoyed with me again. I 
don't think he's forgiven me for the -last- thing." He pauses, then 
entreats R'ehn, "Don't -encourage- her!"

R'ehn explains with careful patience, "She's my wingleader. I have to 
encourage her."

Kassima asks with some confusion, "Your point being?" There's ever a state 
of being in which Mart *isn't* supposed to be annoyed with you? "Aye, 
we're going t'do evil things t'M'rgan. Methinks we'll freeze his 
underwear. That sounds like a plan."

G'har stuffs his hands in his pockets, turning towards Tamina. "Remind me 
not to go to Telgar for a while, okay? Please?" Shaking his head, he 
mumbles something about making enemies without actually doing 
anything.

R'ehn does looks slightly paranoid at Kassima's proffered plan. Messing 
with M'rgan's underwear seems to be dicing with destruction to him. And 
it's usually the pawns that go first. "Telgar's a very nice place."

Tamina just shakes her head and crosses her arms across her chest, 
watching the byplay between the other riders with an expression torn 
between exasperation and laughter before saying, "I thought you didn't 
want to go there anyway." She pauses then adds quickly, "It's the snow. 
Too cold up there anyway."

R'ehn explains with excessive helpfulness, "But it's summer."

"But *G'har*," Kassi complains, "there's naught wrong with Telgar, and you 
never come t'visit anyway. Besides, 'twas *already* going t'freeze Mart's 
underwear; you've just convinced me t'be doing it sooner. By the by, Khari 
wanted t'know whether the bovine on your wall is doing all right?"

G'har nods firmly to Tamina, then says quickly, "Still too cold. It's 
Telgar. 'sides, my sister's there, and M'rgan, and--uh, my sister." No, he 
wasn't just going to mention Kassi. At the mention of Khari, however, his 
expression softens a bit. Uhoh. "Yeah, the bovine's doing just fine. You 
should bring her by to visit it sometime. I think Fal makes it a little 
nervous."

R'ehn suggests with additional helpfulness, he's so helpful, "She could 
draw it some food."

R'ehn is helpful in case anybody's managed to miss that.

Tamina just rolls her eyes then murmurs, "Oh right, it doesn't snow in 
the summer does it? So, I heard that congratulations are in order 
Kassima."

Kassima just arches an eyebrow. She seems to have an uncanny ability for 
sensing people's fear of her. "Mart's nay *that* bad, y'know. Shake an 
Emasculator at him, and he'll usually back off... 'twill be bringing her 
up next time I come, methinks. Probably ere too long; I have t'get 
m'visits in ere I'm grounded again. Aye," she affirms to Tamina, with a 
wry grin. "Or condolences, one or the other. As if'n I don't have t'make 
enough apologies for m'spawns' evildoings as 'tis, without adding 
another!"

G'har gives the ever-helpful R'ehn a hard look. He blanches at the mention 
of even owning an emasculator, much less shaking it at M'rgan, then says 
weakly, "It'll be good to see Khari."

R'ehn grins cheerfully, rocking back and forth from his heels to his toes, 
"Aww your spawn are so cute, though Kassi." Erk, there's another hard 
look. What did he do -now-?

Tamina smiles warmly at Kassima, "G'har just told me about it, and I was 
going to come up to see how you were doing. I'd thought you might have 
been grounded already. You can at least say you're children are 
interesting."

Dizani walks down the high plateau, and arrives down on the beach after 
long minutes of hiking.

Kassima shakes a finger at R'ehn. "Just wait until you've spawn of your 
own, floof-head. They're *cute*, but they're *evil*... even Khari. She 
keeps asking men whether they're lechers." A surprised but warm smile is 
flicked towards Tamina. "Well, 'twould have appreciated that. 'Twas 
grounded already, actually, and 'twill be again--but for the mid-months, 
at least, I'm free. Thank Faranth. 'Twas about t'go bloody stir-crazy. 
A'course, I'll be too fat t'fit on m'dragon ere long, safe to *between* or 
nay. Evening, strange person," she greets Dizani in turn.

Interesting, yeah... that about covers it neatly. R'ehn grins quite 
brightly, "Hey in just a couple more months I'll be spawn-possessing." Or 
possessed, one. If his eyes go red...fear. "The being grounded thing is 
tricky." He waves a polite greeting to Dizani.

G'har manages a fond grin for Kassi's Kharisma-related comment. "Have you 
met her, Mina?" he inquires, lifting a hand towards Dizani. "Kharisma, I 
mean. She's a really cute kid."

Dizani pauses as she steps onto the beach, doing several double takes at 
Kassi. She edges over to a spot behind Falsaneth, not quite hiding from 
the scary woman. "Um, hello..."

Tamina nods a greeting toward Dizani, answering G'har with a teasing 
smile, "I realize that having Kassima's littles paint your weyr is 
exciting, but I'd thought you'd at least remember that I was there." She 
turns to Kassima with polite interest, "Will you have to cut back on your 
wingleader duties?"

G'har scuffs a booted foot into the sand, looking a bit sheepish. "Sorry, 
Mina," he mumbles. "It's Kassi's fault. She makes stuff dribble right out 
of my head."

Falsanath offers a halfhearted warble to Dizani, still clearly pouting 
over whatever it is that G'har has done to upset him.

R'ehn blinks a few times, he can't help it. "Dribble out of your..." He 
shakes his head, "That's a bad thing. Just flee when she shows up. I used 
to do that. But now I can't. J'lyn torments us more now that Kassi's with 
spawn."

Dizani gives Falsanath a concerned look, reaching up automatically to give 
the bronze a comforting scritch. "Never knew a dragon could look forlorn," 
she mumbles.

Falsanath gives Dizani an utterly mournful croon, which makes G'har send 
an exasperated look that way. "Fal, will you -please- give it a rest. I'm 
not transferring to Telgar and weyrmating with Kassi, no matter how much 
you want a green on your ledge." Huh. That was out loud, wasn't it?

"Cute and evil," corrects Kassi reflexively. "She'd probably be glad 
t'paint the bovine some food, though, if'n you think there be need. 
Unfortunately, aye...." And that's said with considerable regret. "M'hryn 
isn't allowing me t'lead in Fall or drills any longer, nor patrols. I do 
at least still get t'be doing hidework, though...." Blink. Blinkety blink. 
"Uh, G'har... what did you just say?"

R'ehn is -so- helpful. "Spawn, that'll distract him, G'har."

Dizani /blinks/ at G'har, though the scritching doesn't stop. "I thought 
you were already weyrmated, to... what's her name? Tamina?"

Tamina glances at G'har in surprise then at Dizani, a flush coming to her 
cheeks, "Maybe I did come into this conversation at the wrong moment." She 
turns toward Gaudiorth as he warbles a questioning noise, her eyes 
unfocusing briefly.

G'har blinks several times as he realizes that, in fact, that -was- out 
loud. With that bovine-facing-a-proddy-green look about him, he peers at 
each person. "Uh. Fal's being obnoxious. Never mind." If R'ehn thought 
he'd gotten nasty looks before... Then, turning back to Tamina, he looks 
decidedly nervous. "Mina... no, it's okay. It's Fal. He's just in a mood. 
Didn't catch that green he wanted this afternoon, and he's taking it out 
on me."

R'ehn offers quietly to Tamina, "Ma'am, I don't think there was a right 
moment for this conversation."

"G'har," Kassi asks slowly, with some fear, "Falsanath wants you 
t'transfer to the Icy Wastes and weyrmate with *me*? May I ask what 
special herbs *he's* been on?"

It takes a moment, but slowly Dizani puts two and two together. Mina... 
Tamina... Turning just a little red, she peers at Tamina curiously.

R'ehn looks more than a little confused. "See, now don't you wish your 
dragons licked people instead?"

Lysseth> Bhalth and Falsanath sense that Lysseth grumps, << I don't see 
why our riders seem so horrified by this idea. It's not fair. >>

G'har shakes his head to Kassi. "It's not you... it's just that you're a 
greenrider. He wants a green. That's all." For a miracle, he actually nods 
agreement to R'ehn, without even the slightest hint of a nasty look. "It'd 
be a lot easier to explain," he mutters.

Tamina's expression clears as she ahs in understanding. She watches G'har 
and Kassima for a few moments before turning to R'ehn with questioning 
expression, "Gaudiorth informs me that he does not wish to lick people."

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath, decidedly grouchy, 
rumbles an agreement. << Maybe you and your rider should transfer here, 
Lysseth. It is very warm here. *G'har* likes your rider's hatchlings. >>

R'ehn grins rather ruefully, "This is probably a good thing, ma'am. It 
tends to be highly embarrassing when he does it."

Kassima ohs, not quite sure by the looks of things whether to be insulted 
or relieved. "Should I try painting her blue or something?"

Dragon> Bhalth bespoke Lysseth and Falsanath with << Telgar is nice. >>

G'har, relaxing palpably as Tamina's expression clears, offers hopefully, 
"Maybe he'll forget about it in a few days--like the spawning thing."

Dizani apparently finds G'har's bronze the least scary of the group. She 
mutters to Falsanath, "What'd... bluerider mean?... lick people, what... 
they..." 

Lysseth> Bhalth and Falsanath sense that Lysseth admits, rather grouchy 
herself, << I would like it here. It isn't *cold* all the time. But she 
insists that if we ever go anywhere else, it will probably be back home to 
Benden. She wishes very much to go there, but cannot, so I doubt she'd go 
anywhere else. >> Hrmph. Spoilsport riders. << Maybe my rider and your 
rider should both transfer to Benden? They have water there that makes 
people spawn a lot, I hear. >>

Dragon> Bhalth bespoke Lysseth and Falsanath with << You can't leave me! 
My rider's too stupid to survive on his own. >>

Tamina offers a quick smile to R'ehn, "I imagine it would be." She leaves 
the group after a moment to adjust something on Gaudiorth's straps, 
murmuring to the blue dragon before turning toward Dizani with a friendly 
smile, "Hello there."

Falsanath, as if in answer, snakes his head to lick at Lysseth's neck. 
Tastes like chicken?

Lysseth> Bhalth and Falsanath sense that Lysseth suggests, quite 
reasonably, << Your rider could move in with our riders, Bhalth? And bring 
Kaath's rider? >> The last a touch reluctantly. No fair making her 
*share*, either.

Dragon> Lysseth and Bhalth sense that Falsanath rumbles brightly at the 
thought of having -two- greens, all to himself. Yes, he wants a harem. 
<< That sounds like an excellent idea. >>

Dizani watches the bronze with dawning comprehension, and nods to Tamina 
with a shy smile. "I'm, uh, sorry about that. My comment, I mean. I don't 
usually stick my foot in my mouth like that. Well, I do, but not usually 
quite that far."

Lysseth isn't *quite* as dismayed as when Kvasith pulled that trick, but 
she's still somewhat startled, as her warble gives away. She tastes just 
like a green dragon, actually. Fancy that.

R'ehn looks decidedly baffled, "You know, it's days like this when I 
seriously wonder if Tee didn't do serious damage."

Falsanath rumbles smugly at the startled warble, then rumbles imperiously 
towards G'har, who groans quietly. "She's corrupting him," he accuses 
Kassima, gesturing towards Lysseth. "He doesn't say these things when 
she's not here!"

Kassima protests in turn, waving her arms, "*He's* corrupting *her*, 
bronzeboy! She never mentions--well, all right, *almost* never mentions--
ledgemates unless she's been talking t'him!"

Tamina shakes her head to Dizani, her smile turning rueful, "It's all 
right. Dragons can make for uncomfortable moments. Especially when greens 
are involved." She tilts her head, asking, "Have we met before? You look 
familiar to me, but I'm afraid I can't remember..."

Dizani does another double take at Tamina's words. "Yeah, I heard all 
about greens today..." She shakes her head. "I don't think so, ma'am. 
Unless maybe you attended the Benden Gather last sevenday?"

Falsanath rumbles rather smugly at Kassi's statement, whuffling towards 
Lysseth in a rather posessive manner. G'har eyes the bronze for a moment, 
then shakes his head. "Mutual corruption, then. Fal really is being 
-awful-, though." That, naturally, elicits another smug rumble, and G'har 
sighs.

R'ehn looks rather nervous and steps back to lean against Bhalth's side. 
"Mutual corruption, oh dear. Bhalth, don't listen to them."

Tamina's smile turns disappointed, "No, I wasn't able to make it to that 
one. Oh well, perhaps you just have one of those faces. Are you new to the 
weyr? I'd introduce myself, but I guess that's a little moot now."

Lysseth snorts at the humans, as though to deny the charge, yet at the 
same time offers Falsanath a wing. Hello there, handsome. Come here often? 
Kassi just rolls her eyes and groans helplessly. "At least Lyss isn't, 
though I have the funny feeling that this isn't a good thing. She's 
probably Plotting. R'ehn, how d'you know Bhalth's nay corrupting too?"

R'ehn points out with great solemnity, "Because Bhalth is a blue."

Lysseth> Bhalth, Gaudiorth, and Falsanath sense that Lysseth snorts! << As 
if blues can't be evil too? >>

Dragon> Bhalth bespoke Lysseth, Gaudiorth, and Falsanath with << We're not 
evil. Really. Any evilness you may sense is purely a product of your 
imagination. >>

Dizani's mouth quirks in nervous amusement. "Yes, ma'am. Well, sort of. 
I've been here for a few sevendays now. Oh... I'm Dizani. Though people 
seem to have a habit of calling me Diz. Could be worse, I supose."

G'har pointedly turns away as Falsanath preens in response to Lysseth's 
offering. Fortunately, astrology doesn't exist on Pern, or we'd have to 
deal with him asking her what her sign is. "This is bad," he mutters. 
Turning to Tamina, he adds, "It's him. Not me. I just want to make that 
clear. -I- don't have any desire to run off with Telgari greenriders by 
the dozen." He adds to Kassi, "Uh, no offense intended. I'm sure it'd be 
quite fun to run off with you."

Kassima just snorts, but at least she sounds amused. "Don't worry, G'har; 
none taken. I suppose he's even worse about goldriders?"

Tamina nods to Dizani with another smile, "Nice to meet you Dizani and 
welcome to Ista." She looks up as G'har adresses her, her arms crossing 
again, "I believe you G'har. After all, I don't think L'tan would be too 
excited at the thought either." Turning back to Dizani, "Where are you 
from?"

R'ehn adds helpfully, "Or E'vrin."

G'har nods to Kassi, his expression longsuffering. "Should've heard him 
after Neith's flight." He takes a different tone, apparently mimicking the 
bronze. "'If -I'd- caught her, there would've been three gold eggs.' 
Honestly." Tamina gets a grateful smile, though Falsanath still gets the 
odd annoyed look, perhaps as he offers yet another alternative designed to 
get himself a green.

Dizani takes a step closer to Falsanath, looking a bit flustered. "Um, 
Keroon. Well, that area. A tiny little place called Streamcross Hold. 
Doubt you've ever heard of it." She glances at G'har with amusement.

Falsanath, starting to look a bit amused under his annoyance, ducks his 
head in a clear attempt to--somehow--insinuate an eyeridge under Dizani's 
hand.

Kassima gives the helpful R'ehn a suspicious look. "What about E'vrin? 
Well, G'har, you know what they say about bronzes. The reason they're so 
big is because their egos wouldn't fit in a smaller dragon's body."

R'ehn pauses to consider this explanation of bronzes, "That's can't be 
ma'am...cause then how do we explain Bhalth?"

"Uhhhhh...." Good question! Kassi tries, "He's got a bronze's ego doubled 
over so that 'tis small enough, but because of that, 'tis twice as 
strong?" And dense, don't forget dense. "And what did I tell you about 
ma'aming?"

R'ehn erks softly, looking vary apologetic. "Sorry bosslady, it was being 
able to ma'am Tamina, I got careless."

Tamina shakes her head to Dizani, "No, I'm afraid I haven't, sorry." She 
turns toward the group, smiling around, "Well, I promised to meet someone. 
Let me know if you're moving up with Kassima, will you G'har?" She offers 
a teasing smile then nods to Dizani, "Nice to meet you Dizani and you 
R'ehn."

Dizani blinks as a revelation dawns, her other hand joining the first in 
scritching at bronze eyeridges. "So that's why greens are so numerous- to 
spread the ego around!" She blinks, glancing around. "Er, at least, that 
makes sense, with what S'din said."

R'ehn nods to Tamina, saluting again. "Nice to meet you as well, ma'am."

G'har gives Tamina a decidedly sheepish smile, giving her hand a quick 
squeeze. "I'll be sure to warn you," he says, a bit dryly. "I'll see you 
tonight, hon."

Kassima gives R'ehn a Meaningful Look. "See that you don't again, or 
'twill have t'take the speculum t'you, and there'll be nay escape. Clear 
skies, Tamina--and my apologies for the evil of m'dragon."

Dizani nods to Tamina with a smile. "Very well met indeed, ma'am."

R'ehn is properly chastized and stands there with his be-floofed head hung 
low. "Sorry, bosslady." Anything to avoid the Fearsome Fate!

Tamina gives G'har a briefly startled look before she chuckles, "And to 
you Kassima. I'll come to see you when you're grounded if you like." She 
lifts a hand then heads toward Gaudiorth.

Tamina climbs onto Gaudiorth's back with the aid of a foreleg and straps.

Gaudiorth leaps up in a spray of sand and is borne aloft by the winds.

Kassima allows then, ruefully, "Greens *do* have their own share of ego. 
Lysseth's incredibly puffed up over finding her two Candidates. Nice 
weyrmate you've got there, G'har."

G'har nods his agreement, a rather goofy grin crossing his face. "Yeah. 
Yeah, she is nice. Puts up with far too much, though."

Kassima asks, amused-like, "Far too much? If'n she put up with any less, 
G'har, wouldn't that mean you'd nay be able t'make a pair of it?"

R'ehn glances briefly back at Bhalth, erking softly, "Kassima? Do you mind 
if I flee?" He waves to the Istans, heading dragonwards.

G'har, finally looking away from the sky, chuckles quietly at Kassi's 
comment. "Well, yes," he allows. R'ehn's movement catches his attention. 
"Hope everything's okay," he calls. "Say hello to Lirra for me, please."

R'ehn jumps up onto Bhalth's back, as the dragon rumbles softly.

Dizani waves automatically to the bluerider, her attention mostly on 
getting any itchy spots Falsanath might have.

On Bhalth, R'ehn nods to G'har, mmhmming. "Will do. Clear skies."

Bhalth crouches down into a compact mass. In one massive movement of wing 
and muscle he leaps into the air, the first downbeat of his wings building 
on the momentum of his leap.

Bhalth leaps up in a spray of sand and is borne aloft by the winds.

Falsanath rumbles lazily, first set of lids closing over his eyes. 

"Spoiled," G'har mutters. "Getting me in trouble, and he's getting 
-attention- for it."

Dizani gives G'har a sheepish grin. "Sorry. He's so charming, how can I 
resist?"

Falsanath rumbles smugly at that, and G'har shakes his head, muttering 
about futility. "He has a way with the ladies," he adds, with a shrug. "I 
can't help it."

Dizani grins. "Is that an inate trait of bronzes, or just a facet of his 
own personality?"

G'har, risking a glance at the dragon-distracted Kassi, says carefully, "I 
think maybe -more- bronzes have this trait, but not all. And Fal's 
especially gifted."

Kassima snaps finally out of her dragon-trance, looking frustrated. 
"G'har, what has your bronze *done* to my green?" she wants to know.

Dizani tilts her head thoughtfully, one hand moving to Falsanath's neck 
just behind his jawbone. "S'din said..." She trails off to blink at 
Kassi.

G'har, with a startled blink at Kassi, sounds rather exasperated as he 
speaks. "-I- don't know. He's talking about kids now, of all things. Seems 
to think that she'd make a good mother," he adds, with a gesture to 
Dizani. "He's really behaving -oddly-. Not like he doesn't lose 
greenflights all the time."

Falsanath rumbles rather irritably at that.

Dragon> Falsanath bespoke Lysseth with << Don't listen to him. I could've 
won if I'd -really- wanted to... I'm just... waiting for you! >> 
Inspiration! << That's it. >>

Kassima asks G'har, now thoroughly amused with the subject off of *her*, 
"He wants you and her to spawn?"

Dizani turns her head to blink at the bronze, and slowly a smile forms on 
her face. "That's probably the nicest thing I've ever heard said about me. 
Thank you, Falsanath." Thank Faranth, she doesn't hear Kassi's question.

Lysseth> Falsanath senses that Lysseth consideres, and decides to be 
flattered. << A worthwhile thing to wait for, >> she agrees. And Kassi was 
talking about *bronze* egos? << Not that I'm easily caught, but then, 
nothing you can get *easily* is worth having. >>

G'har nods rather dolefully, mimicking, "'Mate with the one who scritches 
so well.'" He rolls his eyes. "At least he hasn't started on Mina. -She- 
might actually say yes, and I wouldn't be able to say no to her." 

Falsanath, ignoring his rider's mockery, rumbles pleasantly to Dizani.

Dragon> Lysseth senses that Falsanath asserts, with a touch of arrogance, 
<< I -almost- caught you last time. *G'har* said. Next time, I will try 
harder, and I will catch you. >>

Kassima lifts an eyebrow, and peers up at Falsanath. "What, here? Now? 
Should I leave and give you two some privacy? I mean, voyeurism just isn't 
my thing...."

Dizani /does/ hear G'har's comment, and she turns bright red. "That's 
another compliment, I think," she tells the bronze, "But, uh, Tamina'd 
kill me for sure."

Dizani acks, half-reaching out toward Kassi. "No! Please... stay. Feel 
welcome. Please."

G'har protests, voice a bit strangled, "Kassi!" Then, at Dizani's 
reaction, he adds, "It's not like I -would-. I've got Mina, after all. Not 
-all- bronzeriders are lecherous."

Lysseth> Falsanath senses that Lysseth replies, rather coyly, << We'll see 
about that, won't we? >>

Kassima is hesitant for a moment, but then nods, warily. "I'm nay into 
threesomes either," she can't help adding. "Just in case there was any 
doubt, and the subject comes up, I'd like t'make that point clear."

Dragon> Lysseth senses that Falsanath suggests hopefully, << You could 
rise -now-. Then we wouldn't have to wait. >> Eager, isn't he? It's only a 
little obvious that it's been quite a while since he's won a flight.

[Editor's Note:  Missed that comment in spam, darn it.  A shame, since
Kassi would have freaked at the very thought. ;) ]

Dizani nods in relief to G'har. She knew that. Really.

G'har says rather dryly, "Tell Fal. He's the one telling me how Mina and I 
and you and R'ehn and Lirra should all go to Benden and live in one big 
weyr. And before you say anything, I -know- that's more than three." 

Dizani gets a rather weak smile, and G'har mumbles something about 
stereotypes.

Dizani's eyes widen. "Perhaps Falsanath simply wishes to be sure there's 
always somebody around for you to, uh..." She trails off, unable to finish 
that statement.

Kassima blinks, just plain dazed by that one. "Dang," she finally 
observes. "That'd take one sharding huge bed."

G'har flops against Falsanath, covering his face with one outflung arm. 
"He wants," he says, his voice muffled, "Greens. He's not concerned with 
my, uh, companions at all, Dizani." He snorts softly at Kassima, nodding a 
droll agreement.

Kassima quips rather whimsically, "I like the 'moving t'Benden' part, 
though. But I'd seriously worry about that bronze. Nay only does he want 
greens, but he wants two blues on his ledge, too?"

Dizani ohs softly. Then she giggles at Kassi's remark. "He's willing to 
share?"

G'har lifts his head to peer at Falsanath. At the bronze's rumble, he 
dissolves into helpless laughter. "He says that I don't seem to want to 
mate with Lirra, so Mina and Gaudiorth can come, and that R'ehn is too 
stupid to be left on his own," he manages. "Where does he -get- these 
things?"

Kassima can't help laughing at that, too, the sort of wheezy laugh that 
tends to follow a lot of horror. "Poor R'ehn! I doubt he'd be thrilled 
t'be hearing that! Though relieved, mayhaps, about his weyrmate's 
sanctity."

Dizani gapes, then she gives Falsanath a gentle if mirthful slap on the 
neck. "Opinionated, aren't you!"

Falsanath warbles innocently, and flicks his tail towards Lysseth. Her 
fault.

Lysseth twists her head to whuffle at Falsanath. *His* fault; he started 
it!

G'har, sounding a little confused, inquires of Kassi, "But I thought Kaath 
was green."

Kassima admits, "She is, so I suppose sanctity isn't a good word choice, 
but there's probably some difference between having your weyrmate's green 
caught by someone else and being carried off by a bronzerider into the 
Land of the Eternal Swoon." Ah, cherie, come with me to the casba?

Falsanath rumblesighs mournfully. So misunderstood.

Dizani chuckles, a bit confusedly. "There's no choice in a flight though, 
right?"

G'har mutters something about stereotypes, adding, "Kassi, nobody's -ever- 
swooned over me." Little does -he- know. Turnign to Dizani, he nods. 
"S'right. That's why it's okay for Fal to catch Kaath, but not okay for me 
to randomly... uh, carry her into that swoon place."

Kassima shakes her head. "Oh, nay. None 'tall. You wind up with whoever 
rides the dragon who caught yours--or the dragon yours caught--and that's 
the end of that. G'har, you clearly have nay idea. I'm certain there's an 
entire gathering of Caverns lasses dedicated t'swooning over you in 
secret."

G'har eyes Kassi, clearly torn between suspicion, amusement, and dismay. 
"That's just mean, saying something like that. They all swoon over T'bin--
not me!"

Dizani nods thoughtfully. "But S'din said it's alright to share the 
experience with a lot of people." My, S'din said a lot of things today, 
didn't he? Kassi's last remark elicits a deep blush from the girl.

"That's what they all say!" Kassi sings out, having fun now. "You're all 
in denial, but if'n only you knew! Every bronzerider, and most male riders 
of the other colors, has a secret swoon following."

Kassima amends, "Well... except perhaps for H'tor. Because they're sure we 
greenriders castrated him. I'm nay about to enlighten them."

G'har gives Dizani a startled look, clearly not quite agreeing with what 
S'din said. He's quickly distracted by Kassi's statement, however. "I 
don't have a -swoon following-," he protests. "Kassi, that's just 
ridiculous."

Lysseth> Falsanath senses that Lysseth rumblesnickers. << My rider speaks 
true, you know. She really believes in this swoon following idea. >>

Dizani snorts softly, mumbling, "Yes, you do, G'har."

G'har gives Dizani a startled look. All that Kassi says is, of course, to 
be doubted, but -this- woman doesn't have a green attached to her. "I do 
-not-," he protests. "Uh. Do I?"

Kassima echoes, much less softly, "Aye, you do, G'har. Have you ever tried 
watching the LCGs? Some of 'em probably try stealing snips of your hair 
whenever you doze off in the Living Cavern!"

Dizani nods, turning her face toward Falsanath to hide her blush. "The 
speculations about you are quite... intriguing."

"Probably about what you're like in bed," Kassi deducts shrewdly.

Great, now G'har's going to start wearing stocking caps everywhere, and 
it's -hot- at Ista. He looks between the women, expression rather 
dismayed. "I don't know that I like this," he says slowly.

Dizani doesn't comment, but the deep crimson that creeps up her face 
probably confirms Kassi's deduction.

Kassima asks G'har rather innocently, "Why, bronzer, what's nay to like? 
Dozens of young woman are secretly bemoaning your weyrmated state, 
constantly thinking of how handsome you are and how they'd love t'be the 
ones thrown over your shoulder and carried off to the Land of Eternal 
Swoon. Most men would like the idea a lot."

G'har sidles around Falsanath, the better to see that blush. "What're they 
saying?" he demands. "And who's saying it?"

G'har peers at Kassi, eyes narrowing. "I thought we weren't going to talk 
about that whole man thing," he reminds her. "And I don't toss -anybody- 
over my shoulder."

Dizani blinks, taking a step back from G'har. "Um, a lot of 'em. I don't 
know all the names. And they've got a betting pool..."

G'har yelps, sounding decidedly startled, "A -betting pool-? T'bin isn't 
bringing up that baby thing again, is he?"

Dizani shakes her head quickly. "No, no, no, it's something about stamina 
and who'll be able to, um, get you to take a roll in the hay first."

Kassima blinks at Dizani, no less than three times, before wisely 
deciding not to go there. "The whole man thing?" she asks instead.

G'har sinks back against Falsanath, muttering something about lower 
caverns workers prying into that which isn't their business. "Too bad 
nobody's going to win that bet," he adds. To Kassi, he suggests, "You 
weren't going to spread any more rumors about me and men. Remember? M'rgan 
was bad enough."

Dizani's mouth quirks into a crooked grin. "Oh, I'll win the bet- I laid 
my marks on the chance that none of 'em will get you." An eyebrow arches. 
Rumors?

Kassima ohhhhs, sudden understanding registering. "Nay, nay, nay! Most men 
would like the idea of having a *swoon following*, nay being carried off 
over your shoulder, etcetera."

G'har gives Dizani a decidedly grateful look, then relaxes even more as 
Kassi's explanation causes his own comprehension. Not surprisingly, he 
suggests, "I think I might quit while I'm ahead, and go find my weyrmate. 
Y'all aren't scaring me at this particular instant, and I think that might 
be a good way to end the conversation. But you will bring Khari to visit 
soon, Kassi?"

Dizani turns back to the bronze dragon, giving him a final scritch and a 
pat before taking a reluctant step back. "G'night, Falsanath. Night, 
G'har."

Kassima rattles her tongue in dismay. "We're nay scaring you? Pity... 
well, that means 'tis time for me t'go, too; m'work here is done, and I 
should probably get some sleep. A'course, 'twill bring Khari t'visit if'n 
you wish. She'd be thrilled t'see Uncle Gar again."

G'har grins towards Kassi, apparently pleased at the prospect of seeing 
his 'niece' again. Moving to scale Falsanath's riding straps, he lifts a 
hand in farewell. "Clear skies, y'both... no, Fal, Lysseth's going -home-. 
Her home."

G'har uses the riding straps to scale Falsanath, and settles between two 
of his neckridges.

Falsanath leaps up in a spray of sand and is borne aloft by the winds.

Dizani chuckles at the bronze's insistence, giving a wave, and turns to 
smile at Kassi. "Next time you visit, I'd /love/ to hear all about those 
rumors. G'har and other men?"

Kassima laughs after the departing duo, even as she reaches for her 
dragon's straps. "Weird man... ach, I wish I could tell you, but I 
promised him I'd 'forget' those rumors as part of our bargain for some 
knives. If'n you wheedle at him long enough, though, or R'ehn, or Mart, 
you might be able t'find out."

Dizani chuckles, taking a few steps back to give the green wing room. 
"R'ehn's the bluerider that was here, right?"

Kassima bobs her head. "Aye, that's him. The one with the weyrmate who may 
spawn with G'har. Scary thought, that."

You place one hand on Lysseth's neck and she warbles down at you fondly. 
You grin and scratch her eyeridges once before climbing up onto her lower 
neckridges, using the riding straps and Lysseth's thoughtfully offered 
foreleg.

<*> Dizani grins. "I'll take your word for it. Have a good night, ma'am."

Kassima pauses mid-motion of buckling the straps to wince. "Kassima!" she 
shouts down. "Kassima! Never ma'am!" And with that, they're away.

You leap up and are borne aloft by the winds.